Crendal is a Breton drunk who hangs around the Draggin Tale inn.
Dialogue
Idle
(If weapon drawn)
- "Whoa! Eeeee-zee, mate! Guy could get hurt with that thing!"
- "She floats through my dreams, with the greatest of ease... The fat, one-eyed lady with sweet-smelling knees..."
- "Ey! Redguard! What about a drink?"
(He will also sing this song)
- " 'A' is for the apes that date their mothers"
- " 'B' is for the boils they pop for fun"
- " 'C' is for the waters sailors sail on"
- " 'D' is for the lumps upon their tongues"
- " 'E' is for the eels they eat for breakfast"
- " 'F' is for the fleas that swarm within their shorts"
- " 'G' is for the grog they swill by gallons"
- " 'H' is for the hairs upon their warts"
- " 'I' is what they poke out with their fingers"
- " 'J' is for the jerks they give on ropes"
- " 'K' is for the kats [sic] they drown in bags"
- " 'L' is for the love they give to goats"
- " 'M' is for the marks of fifty lashes"
- " 'N' is for their smarts, for they have none"
- " 'O' is for the oceans they get lost in"
- " 'P' is for their pox and scurvy gums"
- " 'Q' is for the quakebutts fit for pounding"
- " 'R' is wrong, and wrong they'll always be"
- " 'S' is stinky, just like sailor's armpits"
- " 'T' is for the ticks that eat their fleas"
- " 'U' is for the urgent needs of manhood"
- " 'V' is for the vegetables they won't eat"
- " 'W' for weevils in their hardtack"
- "Three letters and the Alphabet's complete"
- " 'X's mark the spots on all their mapses"
- " 'Y', Oh, why! We cry, must our song end?"
- " 'Z', the zoanthropic girls of our hometowns"
- "Now let's sing the whole damn Alphabet again! (Laughs) (Ta-Da-Dah)"
Greeting
(First Time)
Cyrus: "Name's Cyrus. You ok?"
- "No. I'm Crendal."
(Every Other Time)
Cyrus: "Slow down, Crendal."
- "Hey, Cy..wuss.(Laughs)"
(Or)
- "Oh no. It's question boy."
Goodbye
Cyrus: "I've had enough."
- "Good!"
Iszara
Cyrus: "You seen a woman named Iszara around?"
- "Sure I have! Not that I remember names though...Oh, but they remember mine. Dem broads love Crendal...Have my way with'em all, ya know.(Laughs)"
League
Cyrus: "What do you know about the group called the Restless League?"
- "Dem Punks. Killed'em all once I did. Bunch a Redguard Pansies..(Hiccup)..They want me to join'em, but I got too much thinkin' to do..Heavy load, I saaay! Richton's got it out for them. You watch out."
Stros M'Kai
Cyrus: "So, Stros M'Kai's one big party for you, eh?"
- "Gotta drink to keep sane in this place. Dem sissies 'round here think they can make the best of it. They makin' nothing. Nooaathing [sic]. Richton's got'em all scared."
Draggin Tale
Cyrus: "You've certainly spent a lot of time at the local tavern."
- "Richton's got that damned lizard, Dreekius, charging three gold pieces for lousy Valenwood wine! He freaks me out...Picking flies off the bar with his tongue. I can't relax with that ..(Hiccup), going on."
Richton
(Unlocked by "League")
Cyrus: "Richton doesn't have you scared?"
- No sir. I kicked his fat butt. Not throwing me in his catacombs!
Catacombs
(Unlocked by "Richton")
Cyrus: "You're scared of the catacombs, eh?"
- "Didn't say that. Did. Not. Say. That. Richton throws the Crowns in jail, and pirates into the catacombs. I ain't neither. Doubt his cronies could take me anyway."
Damned Lizard
(Unlocked by "Draggin Tale")
Cyrus: "Just like a drunk to blame the bartender for his troubles."
- "Pahh! Who the (Hiccup) do you blame for yours anyway, tough guy? I know Dreekius' story...Just no one else does. Damn Argonians...! Dem Dark Elves got it right: cage'em up and let'em hawl [sic] ash!"
Cyrus: "Don't like Argonians either? Who do you like Crendal?"
- "Fine then. Fine. Hang 'round that scaly bastard an' catch the Flu."
Cyrus: "There hasn't been a case of that in Two Hundred years."
- "All I'm sayin', those of us play our cards right could open a right-good belt shop.(Laughs)"
Liquor Tax
(Unlocked by "Draggin Tale")
Cyrus: "Liquor Tax?"
- "That's right! It's a real shock that sailors don't hang around anymore. He...He...Who's in charge of that one?"