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[[Category:Redguard-NPCs]]
[[File:RG-npc-Crendal 02.png|thumb|left|Crendal]]
'''Crendal''' is a {{Lore Link|Breton}} drunk who hangs around the Draggin Tale inn.
{{NewLeft}}
==Dialogue==
===Idle===
(If weapon drawn)
:''"Whoa! Eeeee-zee, mate! Guy could get hurt with that thing!"''
:''"She floats through my dreams, with the greatest of ease... The fat, one-eyed lady with sweet-smelling knees..."''
:''"Ey! {{Lore Link|Redguard}}! What about a drink?"''
(He will also sing this song)
:''" 'A' is for the apes that date their mothers"''
:''" 'B' is for the boils they pop for fun"''
:''" 'C' is for the waters sailors sail on"''
:''" 'D' is for the lumps upon their tongues"''
:''" 'E' is for the eels they eat for breakfast"''
:''" 'F' is for the fleas that swarm within their shorts"''
:''" 'G' is for the grog they swill by gallons"''
:''" 'H' is for the hairs upon their warts"''
:''" 'I' is what they poke out with their fingers"''
:''" 'J' is for the jerks they give on ropes"''
:''" 'K' is for the {{sic|kats|cats}} they drown in bags"''
:''" 'L' is for the love they give to goats"''
:''" 'M' is for the marks of fifty lashes"''
:''" 'N' is for their smarts, for they have none"''
:''" 'O' is for the oceans they get lost in"''
:''" 'P' is for their pox and scurvy gums"''
:''" 'Q' is for the quakebutts fit for pounding"''
:''" 'R' is wrong, and wrong they'll always be"''
:''" 'S' is stinky, just like sailor's armpits"''
:''" 'T' is for the ticks that eat their fleas"''
:''" 'U' is for the urgent needs of manhood"''
:''" 'V' is for the vegetables they won't eat"''
:''" 'W' for weevils in their hardtack"''
:''"Three letters and the Alphabet's complete"''
:''" 'X's mark the spots on all their mapses"''
:''" 'Y', Oh, why! We cry, must our song end?"''
:''" 'Z', the zoanthropic girls of our hometowns"''
:''"Now let's sing the whole damn Alphabet again! (Laughs) (Ta-Da-Dah)"''
===Greeting===
(First Time)
'''Cyrus: "Name's Cyrus. You ok?"'''
:''"No. I'm Crendal."''
(Every Other Time)
'''Cyrus: "Slow down, Crendal."'''
:''"Hey, Cy..wuss.(Laughs)"''
(Or)
:''"Oh no. It's question boy."''
===Goodbye===
'''Cyrus: "I've had enough."'''
:''"Good!"''
===Iszara===
'''Cyrus: "You seen a woman named {{Lore Link|Iszara}} around?"'''
:''"Sure I have! Not that I remember names though...Oh, but they remember mine. Dem broads love Crendal...Have my way with'em all, ya know.(Laughs)"''
===League===
'''Cyrus: "What do you know about the group called the Restless League?"'''
:''"Dem Punks. Killed'em all once I did. Bunch a Redguard Pansies..(Hiccup)..They want me to join'em, but I got too much thinkin' to do..Heavy load, I saaay! [[Redguard:Admiral_Lord_Amiel_Richton|Richton's]] got it out for them. You watch out."''
===Stros M'Kai===
'''Cyrus: "So, [[Lore:Stros M'Kai|Stros M'Kai's]] one big party for you, eh?"'''
:''"Gotta drink to keep sane in this place. Dem sissies 'round here think they can make the best of it. They makin' nothing. {{sic|Nooaathing|Nothing}}. Richton's got'em all scared."''
===Draggin Tale===
'''Cyrus: "You've certainly spent a lot of time at the local tavern."'''
:''"Richton's got that damned lizard, Dreekius, charging three gold pieces for lousy {{Lore Link|Valenwood}} wine! He freaks me out...Picking flies off the bar with his tongue. I can't relax with that ..(Hiccup), going on."''
===Richton===
(Unlocked by "[[#League|League]]")
'''Cyrus: "[[Redguard:Admiral_Lord_Amiel_Richton|Richton]] doesn't have you scared?"'''
:''No sir. I kicked his fat butt. Not throwing me in his catacombs!''
===Catacombs===
(Unlocked by "[[#Richton|Richton]]")
'''Cyrus: "You're scared of the catacombs, eh?"'''
:''"Didn't say that. Did. Not. Say. That. Richton throws the Crowns in jail, and pirates into the catacombs. I ain't neither. Doubt his cronies could take me anyway."''
===Damned Lizard===
(Unlocked by "[[#Draggin Tale|Draggin Tale]]")
'''Cyrus: "Just like a drunk to blame the bartender for his troubles."'''
:''"Pahh! Who the (Hiccup) do you blame for yours anyway, tough guy? I know Dreekius' story...Just no one else does. Damn [[Lore:Argonian|Argonians]]...! Dem Dark Elves got it right: cage'em up and let'em {{sic|hawl|haul}} ash!"''
'''Cyrus: "Don't like Argonians either? Who do you like Crendal?"'''
:''"Fine then. Fine. Hang 'round that scaly bastard an' catch the [[Lore:Knahaten_Flu|Flu]]."''
'''Cyrus: "There hasn't been a case of that in Two Hundred years."'''
:''"All I'm sayin', those of us play our cards right could open a right-good belt shop.(Laughs)"''
===Liquor Tax===
(Unlocked by "[[#Draggin Tale|Draggin Tale]]")
'''Cyrus: "Liquor Tax?"'''
:''"That's right! It's a real shock that sailors don't hang around anymore. He...He...Who's in charge of that one?"''
[[Category:Redguard-NPCs]]
[[File:RG-npc-Crendal 02.png|thumb|left|Crendal]]
'''Crendal''' is a {{Lore Link|Breton}} drunk who hangs around the Draggin Tale inn.
{{NewLeft}}
==Dialogue==
===Idle===
(If weapon drawn)
:''"Whoa! Eeeee-zee, mate! Guy could get hurt with that thing!"''
:''"She floats through my dreams, with the greatest of ease... The fat, one-eyed lady with sweet-smelling knees..."''
:''"Ey! {{Lore Link|Redguard}}! What about a drink?"''
(He will also sing this song)
:''" 'A' is for the apes that date their mothers"''
:''" 'B' is for the boils they pop for fun"''
:''" 'C' is for the waters sailors sail on"''
:''" 'D' is for the lumps upon their tongues"''
:''" 'E' is for the eels they eat for breakfast"''
:''" 'F' is for the fleas that swarm within their shorts"''
:''" 'G' is for the grog they swill by gallons"''
:''" 'H' is for the hairs upon their warts"''
:''" 'I' is what they poke out with their fingers"''
:''" 'J' is for the jerks they give on ropes"''
:''" 'K' is for the {{sic|kats|cats}} they drown in bags"''
:''" 'L' is for the love they give to goats"''
:''" 'M' is for the marks of fifty lashes"''
:''" 'N' is for their smarts, for they have none"''
:''" 'O' is for the oceans they get lost in"''
:''" 'P' is for their pox and scurvy gums"''
:''" 'Q' is for the quakebutts fit for pounding"''
:''" 'R' is wrong, and wrong they'll always be"''
:''" 'S' is stinky, just like sailor's armpits"''
:''" 'T' is for the ticks that eat their fleas"''
:''" 'U' is for the urgent needs of manhood"''
:''" 'V' is for the vegetables they won't eat"''
:''" 'W' for weevils in their hardtack"''
:''"Three letters and the Alphabet's complete"''
:''" 'X's mark the spots on all their mapses"''
:''" 'Y', Oh, why! We cry, must our song end?"''
:''" 'Z', the zoanthropic girls of our hometowns"''
:''"Now let's sing the whole damn Alphabet again! (Laughs) (Ta-Da-Dah)"''
===Greeting===
(First Time)
'''Cyrus: "Name's Cyrus. You ok?"'''
:''"No. I'm Crendal."''
(Every Other Time)
'''Cyrus: "Slow down, Crendal."'''
:''"Hey, Cy..wuss.(Laughs)"''
(Or)
:''"Oh no. It's question boy."''
===Goodbye===
'''Cyrus: "I've had enough."'''
:''"Good!"''
===Iszara===
'''Cyrus: "You seen a woman named {{Lore Link|Iszara}} around?"'''
:''"Sure I have! Not that I remember names though...Oh, but they remember mine. Dem broads love Crendal...Have my way with'em all, ya know.(Laughs)"''
===League===
'''Cyrus: "What do you know about the group called the Restless League?"'''
:''"Dem Punks. Killed'em all once I did. Bunch a Redguard Pansies..(Hiccup)..They want me to join'em, but I got too much thinkin' to do..Heavy load, I saaay! [[Redguard:Admiral_Lord_Amiel_Richton|Richton's]] got it out for them. You watch out."''
===Stros M'Kai===
'''Cyrus: "So, [[Lore:Stros M'Kai|Stros M'Kai's]] one big party for you, eh?"'''
:''"Gotta drink to keep sane in this place. Dem sissies 'round here think they can make the best of it. They makin' nothing. {{sic|Nooaathing|Nothing}}. Richton's got'em all scared."''
===Draggin Tale===
'''Cyrus: "You've certainly spent a lot of time at the local tavern."'''
:''"Richton's got that damned lizard, Dreekius, charging three gold pieces for lousy {{Lore Link|Valenwood}} wine! He freaks me out...Picking flies off the bar with his tongue. I can't relax with that ..(Hiccup), going on."''
===Richton===
(Unlocked by "[[#League|League]]")
'''Cyrus: "[[Redguard:Admiral_Lord_Amiel_Richton|Richton]] doesn't have you scared?"'''
:''No sir. I kicked his fat butt. Not throwing me in his catacombs!''
===Catacombs===
(Unlocked by "[[#Richton|Richton]]")
'''Cyrus: "You're scared of the catacombs, eh?"'''
:''"Didn't say that. Did. Not. Say. That. Richton throws the Crowns in jail, and pirates into the catacombs. I ain't neither. Doubt his cronies could take me anyway."''
===Damned Lizard===
(Unlocked by "[[#Draggin Tale|Draggin Tale]]")
'''Cyrus: "Just like a drunk to blame the bartender for his troubles."'''
:''"Pahh! Who the (Hiccup) do you blame for yours anyway, tough guy? I know Dreekius' story...Just no one else does. Damn [[Lore:Argonian|Argonians]]...! Dem Dark Elves got it right: cage'em up and let'em {{sic|hawl|haul}} ash!"''
'''Cyrus: "Don't like Argonians either? Who do you like Crendal?"'''
:''"Fine then. Fine. Hang 'round that scaly bastard an' catch the [[Lore:Knahaten_Flu|Flu]]."''
'''Cyrus: "There hasn't been a case of that in Two Hundred years."'''
:''"All I'm sayin', those of us play our cards right could open a right-good belt shop.(Laughs)"''
===Liquor Tax===
(Unlocked by "[[#Draggin Tale|Draggin Tale]]")
'''Cyrus: "Liquor Tax?"'''
:''"That's right! It's a real shock that sailors don't hang around anymore. He...He...Who's in charge of that one?"''