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{{Book Summary
|ON=yes
|sortkey=Ballad of Skald Skullsplitter, The
|poem=yes
|author=[[Lore:Books by Author#Skald Skullsplitter|Skald Skullsplitter]], His Mark Here: X
|description=A boastful drinking song
}}
My songs are sung in drinking halls
From {{Lore Link|Winterhold (city)|Winterhold}} to {{Lore Link|Daggerfall}}.
Buy me some ale! I'll drink it all
For I don't sing for free!
The {{Lore Link|dragons}} left {{Lore Link|Nirn}} long ago
A tale of vast and cosmic woe
You might expect them back, but no,
They're all afraid of me!
I challenged a titanic {{Lore Link|Orc}},
For his great blade and priceless torc,
Then asked if he would taste like pork
He dropped his sword to flee!
I met a fair young maiden {{Lore Link|Mer|Elf}},
Who kept my sonnets on a shelf,
I showed her a few things myself
Now her kids look like me!
I met a {{Lore Link|Bosmer}} on a road
A vicious freak in mud and woad
I bellowed like a monstrous toad.
He promptly climbed a tree!
I faced a strong young strapping lad
Who swore I was his long lost Dad
I must say that is quite too bad
I swear it wasn't me!
A great {{Lore Link|Dwemer}} {{Lore Link|Dwemer Animunculi|automaton}},
Confronted me upon a lawn
I told him where the Dwarves had gone
Then threw it in the sea!
A {{Lore Link|Redguard}}'s deadly with a blade,
That's curved, like all the {{Lore Link|swords}} they've made
But they're too dull to cut my braids,
They're not as sharp as me!
Through {{Lore Link|Tamriel}}, I've fought them all,
In darkest caves, by city walls
No place is grand as this great hall
Now have a drink or three!
And raise a mug with me!
Make sure I drink for free!
|ON=yes
|sortkey=Ballad of Skald Skullsplitter, The
|poem=yes
|author=[[Lore:Books by Author#Skald Skullsplitter|Skald Skullsplitter]], His Mark Here: X
|description=A boastful drinking song
}}
My songs are sung in drinking halls
From {{Lore Link|Winterhold (city)|Winterhold}} to {{Lore Link|Daggerfall}}.
Buy me some ale! I'll drink it all
For I don't sing for free!
The {{Lore Link|dragons}} left {{Lore Link|Nirn}} long ago
A tale of vast and cosmic woe
You might expect them back, but no,
They're all afraid of me!
I challenged a titanic {{Lore Link|Orc}},
For his great blade and priceless torc,
Then asked if he would taste like pork
He dropped his sword to flee!
I met a fair young maiden {{Lore Link|Mer|Elf}},
Who kept my sonnets on a shelf,
I showed her a few things myself
Now her kids look like me!
I met a {{Lore Link|Bosmer}} on a road
A vicious freak in mud and woad
I bellowed like a monstrous toad.
He promptly climbed a tree!
I faced a strong young strapping lad
Who swore I was his long lost Dad
I must say that is quite too bad
I swear it wasn't me!
A great {{Lore Link|Dwemer}} {{Lore Link|Dwemer Animunculi|automaton}},
Confronted me upon a lawn
I told him where the Dwarves had gone
Then threw it in the sea!
A {{Lore Link|Redguard}}'s deadly with a blade,
That's curved, like all the {{Lore Link|swords}} they've made
But they're too dull to cut my braids,
They're not as sharp as me!
Through {{Lore Link|Tamriel}}, I've fought them all,
In darkest caves, by city walls
No place is grand as this great hall
Now have a drink or three!
And raise a mug with me!
Make sure I drink for free!