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''By [[User:Puddle|Puddle]]
This is the Official Guide to the Shivering Isles, the greatest place to live. Penned to give you adescription of each town in the Isles. Never go without it! Even better, It is in the form of ''Limericks''.
:Lets start 'with' ''Passwall''
:Where brains were small
:When it came to wit
:They had none of it
:Staying here is a bad call
:Wow, the Gates of 'Madness'
:The bones give me sadness
:The Gatekeeper of hell
:So many people fell
:The Gatekeeper lost his badness
:Next 'I' ventured to ''Split''
:Did their heads suffer a hit?
:A town ripped apart
:They were odd from the start
:The place smelled like an armpit.
:Next, to the town of ''Hale''
:Where brains 'can' prevail,
:A town of artists
:A place I will miss
:Ah, wait, was that Redguard a male?
(there appears to be some spit here)
:Ugh, Now on to ''Highcross''
:A town made out of moss,
:They left their houses 'unlock'ed
:While they were well stocked
:Well, it is their loss.
:Ooh, We've finally reached ''Bliss''!
:'The' 'walls' I started 'to' kiss!
:Might I be going insane?
:Am I losing my brain?
:I should think about who I kiss...
:Now in ugly ''Crucible'',
:'A' town that smells like a bull
:A 'man' "fell" off a wall
:It was so very tall
:The incident was laughable
:I loved to visit the Palace
:'I' saw a Golden Chalice
:It belonged to the Manics 'once' before
:Hm, It doesn't anymore!
:I took it out of malice.
:The ''Museum Of Oddities'' is ahead
:The guards track where I tread.
:I think I will be okay
:I'll give her the Chalice today
:The guards were 'called' instead.
:I was deported to ''Deepwallow''
:Where the citizens are shallow,
:This is such an ugly place
:It has no good taste
:My dagger made the blood flow.
:Now I'm 'in' depressing ''Fellmoor''
:But, what's even more
:The Khajiits there are enslaved!
:Freedom is what they crave
:Their slaver is no more!
:''Execution Point'', the view is great!
:I think being 'sane' can wait
:What was that sound?
:Was it a skinned hound?
:Oh ''Sheogorath'', you're late!
''Signed; Pu-''
''By [[User:Puddle|Puddle]]
This is the Official Guide to the Shivering Isles, the greatest place to live. Penned to give you adescription of each town in the Isles. Never go without it! Even better, It is in the form of ''Limericks''.
:Lets start 'with' ''Passwall''
:Where brains were small
:When it came to wit
:They had none of it
:Staying here is a bad call
:Wow, the Gates of 'Madness'
:The bones give me sadness
:The Gatekeeper of hell
:So many people fell
:The Gatekeeper lost his badness
:Next 'I' ventured to ''Split''
:Did their heads suffer a hit?
:A town ripped apart
:They were odd from the start
:The place smelled like an armpit.
:Next, to the town of ''Hale''
:Where brains 'can' prevail,
:A town of artists
:A place I will miss
:Ah, wait, was that Redguard a male?
(there appears to be some spit here)
:Ugh, Now on to ''Highcross''
:A town made out of moss,
:They left their houses 'unlock'ed
:While they were well stocked
:Well, it is their loss.
:Ooh, We've finally reached ''Bliss''!
:'The' 'walls' I started 'to' kiss!
:Might I be going insane?
:Am I losing my brain?
:I should think about who I kiss...
:Now in ugly ''Crucible'',
:'A' town that smells like a bull
:A 'man' "fell" off a wall
:It was so very tall
:The incident was laughable
:I loved to visit the Palace
:'I' saw a Golden Chalice
:It belonged to the Manics 'once' before
:Hm, It doesn't anymore!
:I took it out of malice.
:The ''Museum Of Oddities'' is ahead
:The guards track where I tread.
:I think I will be okay
:I'll give her the Chalice today
:The guards were 'called' instead.
:I was deported to ''Deepwallow''
:Where the citizens are shallow,
:This is such an ugly place
:It has no good taste
:My dagger made the blood flow.
:Now I'm 'in' depressing ''Fellmoor''
:But, what's even more
:The Khajiits there are enslaved!
:Freedom is what they crave
:Their slaver is no more!
:''Execution Point'', the view is great!
:I think being 'sane' can wait
:What was that sound?
:Was it a skinned hound?
:Oh ''Sheogorath'', you're late!
''Signed; Pu-''