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{{General Fanfiction Trail}}
''By [[User:Rpeh|rpeh]]''
:There was an old man from Bravil
:Who was feeling most terribly ill
:Since a medical fake
:Had made the mistake
:Of prescribing a Stinkhorn Cap pill.
:I once knew a male Khajiit
:Whose fur was incredibly neat.
:I asked him his means
:And was granted the scene
:Of him cleaning his back with his feet.
:They say that the ladies of Split
:Are all quite incredibly fit.
:But unless they're a quitter,
:The men must be fitter
:And have a great liking for... it.
:There once was a man from Ald'ruhn.
:It was said he could play any tune.
:But an Orcish request
:Proved too much of a test:
:I doubt we'll be seeing him soon.
:There once was a mighty young Nord,
:Who ended up terribly gored.
:He lost most his face
:When he made the mistake
:Of flossing his teeth with his sword.
:The God that they call Dagoth Ur
:Was naught but a cowardly cur.
:The Nerevarine
:Appeared on the scene
:And chopped off his head in a blur.
:The Altmer of Summerset Isle
:Are famed for their wit and their guile.
:But the rest of the races
:Feel like punching their faces
:And seeing them covered in bile.
:The once was a young Breton lass
:Who suffered from terrible gas.
:While playing a game
:She lit up a flame
:And flew to High Rock with a flash.
''By [[User:Rpeh|rpeh]]''
:There was an old man from Bravil
:Who was feeling most terribly ill
:Since a medical fake
:Had made the mistake
:Of prescribing a Stinkhorn Cap pill.
:I once knew a male Khajiit
:Whose fur was incredibly neat.
:I asked him his means
:And was granted the scene
:Of him cleaning his back with his feet.
:They say that the ladies of Split
:Are all quite incredibly fit.
:But unless they're a quitter,
:The men must be fitter
:And have a great liking for... it.
:There once was a man from Ald'ruhn.
:It was said he could play any tune.
:But an Orcish request
:Proved too much of a test:
:I doubt we'll be seeing him soon.
:There once was a mighty young Nord,
:Who ended up terribly gored.
:He lost most his face
:When he made the mistake
:Of flossing his teeth with his sword.
:The God that they call Dagoth Ur
:Was naught but a cowardly cur.
:The Nerevarine
:Appeared on the scene
:And chopped off his head in a blur.
:The Altmer of Summerset Isle
:Are famed for their wit and their guile.
:But the rest of the races
:Feel like punching their faces
:And seeing them covered in bile.
:The once was a young Breton lass
:Who suffered from terrible gas.
:While playing a game
:She lit up a flame
:And flew to High Rock with a flash.