Silver Anvil Paperweight |
This miniature anvil is wrought from the finest silver—a paperweight fit for a chief. |
Fine Echatere Vellum |
This vellum is aromatic and smooth to the touch. Perfect for writing both poetry and death-threats. |
Silver Knuckle-Stamp |
A massive silver signet, carved to resemble an Orc fist. A fine tool for sealing threatening letters. |
Echalette-Skull Ink Well |
This inkwell appears both delicate and intimidating. The beast's tiny tusks serve as perfect pen-holders. |
Polished Steel Grudge-Pen |
A heavy steel pen, filled with blood and ink. Perfect for correspondence with your most hated enemies. |
Troll-Skin Brooding Sack |
This small leather sack practically begs to be squeezed. Great for relieving stress and focusing anger. |
Echatere Bullhook |
A long oaken staff with an ornate bronze hook. The rancher this belonged to must be wealthy indeed. |
Ornate Defiance-Stone |
A polished riverstone, covered in threatening motifs. Flinging this at a chief's door can prompt a battle for clan leadership. |
Tumnosh Lantern |
This finely-wrought silver lantern was likely used by a wealthy foreman in Graystone Quarry. |
Signed Vosh Ball |
This vosh ball bears the signature of a famous champion—presumably written before his career-ending skull fracture. |
Truffle Identification Card |
This painstakingly researched guide to local truffles is a must-have item for any true Orcish culinarian. |
Jathsogur Social Club Pin |
Before falling out with their Wood Orc cousins, visitors from Orsinium received this gold pin depicting a fortress on a hill. |
Bloodtusk Centerpiece |
This lovingly polished centerpiece depicts legendary Orc hero Baloth Bloodtusk slaying the treacherous villain Gaiden Shinji. |
Orichalc Kurog Bust |
A disturbingly accurate bust of the Orc sovereign, King Kurog. |
Polished Clan Brand |
This heavy iron brand bears the seal of one of Wrothgar's lesser clans, but the craftsmanship is peerless. |
Varnished Bone Chimes |
These suspended ogre-bones have been dyed black and issue ghostly hollow tones when the wind blows. |
Morkul-Forged Tea Kettle |
This kettle is absurdly heavy and features a series of hard, sharp edges—perfect for making tea or slaying your enemies. |
Dueling Durzog Candlesticks |
A pair of silver candlesticks carved to resemble two durzogs at play. |
Ivory Blood Basin |
The interior of this ivory bowl is stained red by years of heavy use. How the blood was used is anyone's guess. |
Embroidered Mudcrab Bib |
A finely embroidered bib. The stitching depicts a mudcrab being eaten whole by a smiling Orc chef. |
Ash-Hands Battle Wash |
The water in this glass vessel is black as pitch—used for washing the hands before battle. |
Malacath's Wound Paste |
This foul-smelling black paste burns like fire when applied to old wounds—keeping rage fresh until vengeance is doled out. |
Fine-Obsidian Dental Kit |
This polished obsidian box is full of small clamps, chisels, and picks. Likely the property of an Orc pit-fighter. |
Gilded Drinking Tusk |
A huge horker tusk, lined in gold and covered in ornate etchings. |
Ornate Tattoo Kit |
A well-loved pine box full of tattoo needles, both large and small. |
Polished Tumnor |
This stone appears to be an ornate grave marker. Archaeologists or family members would likely pay top coin for it. |
Warpaint Mortar |
This ancient stone mortar is covered in Orc clan script. It was likely used in the ancient and bloody art of Orc warpaint. |
Antique Graver |
This steel engraving tool has maintained its sharpness despite years of heavy use. Malacath's face is hewn into the grip. |
Cedar Boot Keepers |
Foot-shaped spring-loaded cedar forms tucked into wet hunting boots, to control odor and help keep their shape. |
Breton Pummel-Doll |
A young Orc's most beloved toy, this ragged leather doll has been whipped, punched, and stabbed repeatedly. |
Loon-Down Throw Pillow |
This pillow is filled with genuine chub loon down. One side bears Trinimac's visage, stitched in white lace. |
Lavender Helm-Freshener |
A supple leather pouch filled with aromatic lavender and exotic spices. A perfect remedy for the smelliest headwear. |
Heavy Bronze Nose-Ring |
This fine bronze jewelry is remarkably heavy. The nose that once bore it might be difficult to look at. |
Fine Leather Tooth-Purse |
This fine silken purse contains a handful of tusks and molars—likely extracted as part of a blood price. |
Fine Tusk Wax |
According to the bottle, "Uncle Boorg's Tusk-Shine" will make your tusks shine brighter and bite harder. |
Ornate Ashwood Switch |
This beautifully carved switch is the work of a master woodworker. Guaranteed to tame even the most unruly youth. |
Vosh Rakh Initiation Kerchief |
This once golden sash is coated with dried blood. The old runes stitched upon it suggest it is used for initiation rituals. |
Stainless Dueling Jock |
A sturdy steel jock for protecting one's most valuable assets in an Orsinium street-duel. |
Ivory Earplugs |
A pair of durzog fangs carved and sanded to function as earplugs. These are no doubt an annoyed spouse's prized possessions. |
Lacquered Malacath Totem |
This stone totem is disturbing to behold. Malacath's gruesome features are dyed a rusty brown by repeated applications of blood. |
Polished Sleeping Stone |
This huge polished river stone functions as a traditional Orc pillow. Once common, they've become collector's items. |
Scented Hair Oil |
This thick black oil smells of woodsmoke and lavender. "The aromatic combination to drive Orcs wild!" claims the label. |
"A Forge-Mother's Wisdom" 1st Edition |
A picture book of affirmations and avenged transgressions by Forge-Mother Targak. Reprints are wildly popular in recent years. |
Old Orsinium Coins |
A small pouch of rare and valuable coins minted in the furnaces of the old Orsinium, in the First Era. |
Code of Malacath Paperweight |
A medium-sized paperweight carved from obsidian stone, inscribed with the traditional Code of Malacath. |
Commemorative Whiskey Flask |
A silver flask inscribed with a likeness of the "Old Kindlepitch Whiskey" label, commemorating the product's 200th anniversary. |
Bone-Handled Grooming Kit |
A kit of Orcish bone-handled grooming tools, including toenail clippers, a mustache comb, an earwax remover, and a tusk file. |
Weighted Gambling Dice |
Gambling dice carved from horker ivory, weighted so that they always come up "double skulls." |
Orsinium's Remembrance War Drum |
A small, finely-crafted war drum of polished wood with an elk skin drumhead, dating back to the First Era. |
Brass Mess Kit |
A well-made mess kit of polished brass, inscribed with the emblem of Shatul clan. |
Bearskin Bedroll |
A beautifully-crafted bedroll of soft, white fur made from snow bear hide. |
Azurian Caviar Spoon |
A small silver spoon for serving caviar of the finest Azurian Sturgeon, King Kurog's personal favorite. |
Crystal Wine Decanter |
A beautiful wine decanter of cut glass crystal, in the shape of a snowy owl taking flight. |
Morkul Clan Travel Kit |
A wooden box containing a whetstone, a metal file, a flask of oil, and gritpaper. The box bears the seal of Morkul clan. |
Cat-Man Ventriloquist Puppet |
A popular Orsinium puppet. This mockingly derisive caricature of a Khajiit merchant is used to entertain children. |
Portrait of Yashnag gro-Yazgu |
A full-color oil painting of the famous Orc warlord, Yashnag gro-Yazgu, set into a gilded frame. |
Musical Snuff Box |
A sterling silver snuff box with a wind-up mechanism that plays music when opened. |
Signed Gulob Stick |
A wooden cudgel used in the violent sport Gulob. Supposedly signed by the late One-Tooth Skrib, but likely a forgery. |
Ladies Durzog Skin Purse |
A fashionable ladies purse of fine durzog skin, made by the famous clothier Olfim gra-Olfa. |
Spidersilk Sheets |
"A full set of finely-spun spidersilk sheets made to fit a "troll-sized" bed." |
Longhouse Play Set |
A child's dollhouse fashioned to resemble an Orc longhouse, filled with intricately-detailed miniature furniture. |
Bone Porcelain Tea Service |
A set of four cups and saucers with a matching tea kettle, made from fine porcelain composed of bone ash, clay, and feldspar. |
Hearth-Wife Doll |
A beautifully made child's doll, made to look like a smiling, rosy-cheeked Orc Hearth-Wife. |
Giant Snow Bear Rug |
A fluffy, white bearskin rug. Made from a particularly large snow bear found in the farthest northern reaches of Wrothgar. |
Fox Fur Gutcatcher |
A mid-length, silk-lined hunting blanket made from the finest red fox fur, used to catch gore when gutting a caught fox. |
Copper Censer |
A finely-wrought copper vessel made for burning incense, with images of Malacath inlaid in the surface. |
Morkul Clan Banner |
A banner bearing the seal of Clan Morkul, made from fine spun spidersilk. |
Riddle'Thar's Box of Pranks |
A wooden box containing an assortment of joke and prank items, imported from the far-off markets of Elsweyr. |
Malacath's Brass Arse Warmer |
A flat brass pan with a perforated lid bearing the angry visage of Malacath. Filled with hot coals, it can warm beds or chairs. |
Stuffed Albino Chub Loon |
An extremely rare albino chub loon, stuffed and mounted for display. |
Antique Spyglass |
A very old hand-tooled spyglass, dating back to the time of Old Orsinium. |
Enchanted Handwarmer |
A sealed metal container inside a small velvet bag, enchanted to continuously give off heat without burning any fuel. |
House Cricket Cage |
A small cage made from fine silver wire, intended to contain a small house cricket—considered good luck in Orsinium. |
Carved Onion Flute |
An instrument called a "kazoo" that adds a buzzing, timbral quality to one's voice. Also known as a "misery whistle." |
Hand-Knitted Woolen Scarf |
An impractically long, hand-knitted, absurdly multi-coloured scarf. Sold primarily to foreigners in Orsinium. |
Fox Fur Ear Muffs |
A beautifully-made pair of fox fur ear muffs, perfect for winter hunting expeditions. |
Murtag Clan Tacklebox |
This tacklebox of carved wood contains an entire set of hand-made fishing lures. The mark of Murtag clan is burned into the top. |
Shatul Clan Echatere Paint |
A complete set of unused echatere paint in the distinctive color palette of Shatul clan. |
Mara's Blessing |
This delicate, gold-chased cameo depicts the goddess Mara and is a traditional Imperial wedding gift. |
Dreamweaver Wisp Mobile |
A hanging sculpture of blown glass with small wisps trapped inside. Its dazzling light is said to foster pleasant dreams. |
"Orc-cordian" Squeeze Box |
A bellows-driven musical instrument popular among the various Orc clans of Wrothgar. |
Ornate Diagna Banner |
This bright blue banner is tattered and threadbare, but definitely authentic—a battle flag for the ancient Order of Diagna. |
Silver Nosehair Clippers |
Long, thin, sterling silver scissors used for grooming unsightly nose hair. The same brand preferred by King Kurog. |
Harpy Feather Calligraphy Set |
A set of exquisite calligraphy pens fashioned from harpy feathers with an assortment of multi-colored inks. |
Hearth-Wife's Hand Mirror |
This hand mirror has a dark mahogany handle inlaid with semi-precious stones and gold filigree. |
Gilded Trinimac Parchment Weight |
When the cold Wrothgar winds blow, this heavy statuette of Trinimac keeps papers and parchment on the desk. |
Bottle of Imported Abecean Ink |
Squid ink of deepest black, imported from the far-off Abecean Sea, in an ornamental broad-bottomed bottle. |
Snow Harpy-Feather Writing Quill |
Exotic writing quill with a silver nib crafted from a long white snow harpy flight feather. |
Pocket Mammoth Snow Globe |
Shake this glass snow globe to see its adorable baby pocket mammoth in a blizzard of fine flakes. |
Silver Butcher-Knife Letter Opener |
Fancy letter opener shaped like a miniature butcher knife, wrought in fine silver and engraved, "Compliments of Ragbarlag." |
Intricate Clockwork Snowy Owl |
Windup brass and ceramic snowy owl that turns its head, blinks, and hoots raspily. Imported from Necrom. |
Ivory Horker's-Head Bottle Opener |
Ornate mammoth-ivory bottle opener carved to look like a horker's head, with metal tusks for prying off bottle caps. |
Gem-Studded Bear Mount Bridle |
Dress bridle of echatere-leather studded with small precious stones, as issued to the Royal Orsinium Bear Cavalry. |
Presentation Set of Sharpening Stones |
Three sharpening stones of different density and coarseness in a jadeite presentation box, engraved "Morkul Forge." |
Gilt Malacath Travel Icon |
Folding diptych containing a gold-foil icon of Malacath, used by the devout as a prayer-object when traveling. |
Orsinium Crest Orichalc Clippers |
Heavy-duty orichalc-alloy nail clippers, for use on bear or echatere claws, engraved with the Royal Orsinium Crest. |
Silver Mirror with Ivory Handle |
Opulent silvered hand mirror with a mammoth-ivory handle, in a padded oiled-mammoth-leather travel case. |
Alabaster Bust of King Golkarr |
Hand-sculpted alabaster bust of King Golkarr, who ruled Orsinium during the legendary thirty-year siege. |
Horker-Toss Prize Plaque |
Nice imported mahogany plaque with mounted horker tusk, inscribed "Runner-Up, Frostbreak Fort Horker Toss." |
Rose Quartz Gambling Dice |
Pair of over-sized rose quartz dice with onyx pips, in a leather dice cup engraved "The Greedy Gut Tavern." |
Commemorative Ale Tankard |
Two-pint lacquered ale tankard with golden crown-shaped lid, painted "Kurog's Coronation" in bright gold letters. |
Precious Stone "Payback" Game Set |
Oak folding board for the Orcish "Payback" game, with oaken box containing 32 pawns, 16 onyx and 16 moonstone. |
Judicial Blood Price Gold Scale |
Scale for weighing out blood price amounts, with different gold weights labeled "Chief," "Wife," and "Warrior." |
Orsinium Seal Shaved-Ice Cups |
Set of four cut-glass shaved-ice cups, each bearing the Royal Seal of Orsinium. |
Fancy Filigreed Spice Rack |
Spice rack of filigreed copper tracery containing blown-glass bottles, labeled "Chef Obgurob's Selection." |
Ornamental Skull Beer Stein |
Beer stein made of a sawed-off silver-chased human skull; the handle is a dagger haft with a turquoise pommel. |
Set of Snow Ogre Nail Spoons |
Splendid gift set of eight gilt spoons with scrimshaw handles, the bowls crafted from snow ogre fingernails. |
Silver-Plated Baby Shoes |
A pair of silver-plated miniature sabatons, labeled "Baby's First Steel-Plated Footies." |
Begemmed Egg Timer |
Exquisite gem-encrusted time-glass set for five minutes, the time it takes to hardboil a chub loon egg. |
"Malacath's Vengeance" Tapestry |
Rolled-up tapestry of fine silk depicting the giant Orc-Father crushing Breton and Redguard soldiers underfoot. |
Miniature Elk-Antler Castanets |
A miniature pair of silver elk antler castanets to be slipped on thumb and finger, for the Hunt-Wife's Dance. |
Bretonball Victory Plaque |
Wall plaque with two crossed and gilded Bretonball rackets, with a metal plate engraved "Most Valuable Thwacker." |
Commemorative Ice Axe |
Ornamental ice axe with mammoth-ivory handle, inscribed "Glacier Days 577." Includes pair of wall-mount hooks. |
Royal Orsinium Cavalry Bugle |
Parade dress bugle with silk hanging pennant displaying the Orsinium Royal Seal, as used by the Bear Cavalry. |
Looted Redguard Battle Flag |
Folded battle flag of the First Ska'vyn Camel Scouts, torn in three places and spotted with blood. |
Fine Patterned Winter Blanket |
Romantic winter blanket of echatere cashmere, patterned with red hearts intertwined with the word "REVENGE." |
Sumptuous Fertility Pillow |
Chub loon-feather pillow encased in tanned topgrain snow ogre hide, embroidered in silverthread with fertility symbols. |
Poseable Stuffed Riekr Mannequin |
Fine taxidermied Riekr skin mounted on a fully-poseable articulated mannequin, useable as hat stand, coat tree, or knife target. |
Gold-Leaf Trinimac Worship-Plaque |
Trinimac worshiper's gold-leaf god mask, mounted to a plaque dedicating the Feast of the Immortal Subterfuge. |
Snow Harpy Masquerade Wings |
Scrupulously-preserved pair of snow harpy wings attached to a feather-covered leather harness with adjustable straps. |
Orsimer Enemies Ear Collection |
Display board mounted with 28 preserved ears from Breton, Redguard, and Reachman warriors; formerly hung on the wall. |
"Orcish Intimacy" Tusk Sheaths |
Pair of elegant tusk sheaths, padded and rounded, of the finest topgrain horker hide, oiled for softness. |
Echatere Cashmere Sleeping Mask |
Opaque sleeping mask lined with luxuriously soft echatere cashmere, labeled "North Coast Furriers." |
"Hooting Lullaby" Ocarina |
Exquisite ceramic ocarina in the shape of a snowy owl; it plays with a gentle, resonant hooting tone. |
Four Luxurious Flipper Mittens |
Two pairs of flawless fur-lined flipper mittens with golden wrist grommets, for playing "The Burrowing Horkers." |
Skating Chub Loon Music Box |
Unique glass-topped music box: a tiny chub loon skates across its surface while the clockwork plays "Arctic Zephyrs." |
Bejeweled Bear Fat Applicator |
Antique silver-cylindered bear fat applicator, with an emerald-spangled plunger handle. |